Cows >:)

I absolutely despise cows, they are so scary I refuse to go near them (and I'm a cattle farmer). Not to mention they also smell and are constantly staring at you like they are plotting the fall of the human race.

Because of my hatred for cows, I become motivated to produce my best work to prove to those low-life grass-eaters that I am and always will be superior. 

Deadpool is also afraid of cows so :) *Hair flip*